Doug Coupland

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#cats #double #illegal #now #probably

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#chinese #covered #crude #crude oil #ducks

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#change #happening #point #then #you

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#beautiful people #difficult #hard #how #like

It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#frankly #other #people #sentences #start

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#lottery #tickets

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#any #email #long #over #read

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#back #book #books #expect #get

Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#ever #good #lasts #long #nothing

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#chaos #just #lazy #making #person