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Mark Twain

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.


— Mark Twain


#deaf #hear #kindness #language #see

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.


— Mark Twain


#country #deserves #government #patriotism #supporting

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.


— Mark Twain


#distort #facts #first #get #please

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.


— Mark Twain


#congress #i #idiot #member #myself

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


— Mark Twain


#issue #matter #mind #over #you

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.


— Mark Twain


#cannot #happen #nothing #today

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.


— Mark Twain


#climate #company #go #heaven #hell

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.


— Mark Twain


#example #few #few things #good #good example

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.


— Mark Twain


#day #days #first #other #remember

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.


— Mark Twain


#except #exercise #i #never #resting






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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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