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Mickey Rooney

Read through the most famous quotes from Mickey Rooney

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the liquor weaker, the gods kinder, the dice hotter - it might have all ended up in a one-sentence story.

— Mickey Rooney


I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

— Mickey Rooney

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

— Mickey Rooney

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I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

— Mickey Rooney

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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

— Mickey Rooney

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When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

— Mickey Rooney

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You always pass failure on your way to success.

— Mickey Rooney

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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

— Mickey Rooney

#concern #i #licence #made #man

About Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney Quotes

Did you know about Mickey Rooney?

He is also the last surviving cast member of several films in which he appeared during the 1930s and 1940s. MGM cast Rooney as the teenage son of a judge in 1937's A Family Affair setting Rooney on the way to another successful film series. In 2008 Rooney starred as Chief a wise old ranch owner in the independent family feature film Lost Stallions: The Journey Home marking a return to starring in equestrian-themed productions for the first time since the 1990s TV show Adventures of the Black Stallion.

Mickey Rooney (born Joseph Yule Jr. Working as a performer since he was a child he was a superstar as a teenager for the films in which he played Andy Hardy and he has had one of the longest careers of any actor to date spanning 91 years actively making films in ten decades from 1920s to 2010s. He has received multiple awards including a Juvenile Academy Award an Honorary Academy Award two Golden Globes and an Emmy Award.

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