Mike Myers

Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. ↗

— Mike Myers

#europe #me #middle-aged #people #trying

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way! ↗

— Mike Myers

#came #cooked #first #ham #i

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. ↗

— Mike Myers

#been #felt #hosted #i #i do

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV. ↗

— Mike Myers

#bollywood #boxes #cable #even #grew

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character. ↗

— Mike Myers

#character #guy #had #i #me

I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it. ↗

— Mike Myers

#could #done #give #had #i

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. ↗

— Mike Myers

#dumb #i #jokes #like #smart

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it. ↗

— Mike Myers

#comedy #continue #get #i #i love

I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too. ↗

— Mike Myers

#guy #i #logistical #loved #over

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me. ↗

— Mike Myers

#arrest #believe #come #i #me