Mo Rocca

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#feet #hair #i #in fact #me

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#back #before #go #grandmother #had

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#everyone #hate #one thing #press #right

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#big #ears #i #interesting #man

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#favorite #favorite things #flexible #head #i

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#look #show #today #yesterday

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#exactly #football #football team #i #one day

No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#daily #daily show #equal #hybrid #kept

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#father #go #hated #i #kept