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Rodney Dangerfield

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#kids #like #looking #me #out

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#born #had #i #i was born #morning

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#family #found #i #looked #out

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#dark #light #me #naked #now

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#being #controlled #girl #i #last

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#big #clock #cousins #find #gay

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#i #me #mother #shot #ugly

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#dying #electric #his #lap #me

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#drinking #going #i #juice #know

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#day #girl #home #i #me






About Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes




Did you know about Rodney Dangerfield?

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His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
Still Standing (2004)
Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


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Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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