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Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#born #doctor #i #i was born #mother

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#general #i #me #met #offered

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#always #day #did #eye #garbage

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#birthday #ever #get #had #her

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#life #sex

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#arm #bone #dog #favorite #got

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#fat #found #hang #i #look

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#friend #liked #me #mother #never

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#dinner #doing #everything #keep #marriage

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#coming home #door #home #just #me






About Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes




Did you know about Rodney Dangerfield?

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His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
Still Standing (2004)
Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


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Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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