Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#into #own #realness #tapping #their

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#coming #good #i #i can #makes

I don't believe in karma. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#i #karma

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#dreams #guts #integrity #know #people

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#bush #george #george w #his #real

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#confused #disappointing #few #few women #general

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#cynicism #jaded #smutty

Gayness is a non-issue. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#comic #consider #i #jokes #myself

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#day-to-day #discussed #need #oeuvre #part