Tallulah Bankhead

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#i #never #once #practice #recommend

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#called #i #intellectual #many #never

There is less in this than meets the eye. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#less #meets #than

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#again #had #i #length #life

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#bad girls #diaries #good #good girls #keep

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#bed #could #ditch #dull #get

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#american #audience #help #really #theater

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#even #exactly #i #me #nobody

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#could #education #great #great service #indication

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#photograph #shirley #should #temple #through