Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

He is known for his critical assessments laced with pop culture.

Dennis Miller (born November 3 1953) is an American stand-up comedian talk show host political commentator sports commentator actor television personality and radio personality. Although in his early years of fame he was perceived to be liberal and anti-Republican in recent years Miller has become known for his conservative political opinions. He currently hosts a daily three-hour self-titled talk radio program nationally syndicated by Dial Global.