As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

Current work
Eclair appeared at Derby Playhouse in The Killing of Sister George from 13 September 2008 until 18 October 2008. ISBN 0-7515-3605-9; ISBN 978-0-7515-3605-8
"Life Death and Vanilla Slices" 2012 (novel) ISBN 1847444938; ISBN 978-1847444936


Personal life
Eclair is in a long term relationship with Geoff Powell but is not married having stated that marriages are naff. Phoebe (b.