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Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.



Jarod Kintz


#alone #bizarre #funny #hog #humor

The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.


Jarod Kintz


#blindfolded #car #friends #friendship #funny

EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY


T.H. White


#government #humor #totalitarianism #humor

I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that.


Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #breakfast #eaten #funny #grinning

Whatsoever is contrary to nature is contrary to reason, and whatsoever is contrary to reason is absurd.


Baruch Spinoza


#contrary #nature #reason #whatsoever

Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.


Theodore Kaczynski


#depression #drugs #pharmaceuticals #psychiatry #psychology

Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them


Ginnetta Correli


#children #god #life #life

Applaud my idiocy.


Conan O'Brien


#life #life

Likewise and during every day of an unillustrious life, time carries us. But a moment always comes when we have to carry it. We live on the future: “tomorrow,” “later on,” “when you have made your way,” “you will understand when you are old enough.” Such irrelevancies are wonderful, for, after all, it’s a matter of dying. Yet a day comes when a man notices or says that he is thirty. Thus he asserts his youth. But simultaneously he situates himself in relation to time. He takes his place in it. He admits that he stands at a certain point on a curve that he acknowledges having to travel to its end. He belongs to time, and by the horror that seizes him, he recognizes his worst enemy. Tomorrow, he was longing for tomorrow, whereas everything in him ought to reject it. That revolt of the flesh is the absurd.


Albert Camus


#life

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.


Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #sunset #life






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