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Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them ↗


— Ginnetta Correli


#children #god #life #life

Applaud my idiocy. ↗


— Conan O'Brien


#life #life

Likewise and during every day of an unillustrious life, time carries us. But a moment always comes when we have to carry it. We live on the future: “tomorrow,” “later on,” “when you have made your way,” “you will understand when you are old enough.” Such irrelevancies are wonderful, for, after all, it’s a matter of dying. Yet a day comes when a man notices or says that he is thirty. Thus he asserts his youth. But simultaneously he situates himself in relation to time. He takes his place in it. He admits that he stands at a certain point on a curve that he acknowledges having to travel to its end. He belongs to time, and by the horror that seizes him, he recognizes his worst enemy. Tomorrow, he was longing for tomorrow, whereas everything in him ought to reject it. That revolt of the flesh is the absurd. ↗


— Albert Camus


#life

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #sunset #life

The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed it in my trunk, and took it home to wear to work the next day. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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— Jarod Kintz


#day #life #mustache #nonsense #pavement

If nothing had any meaning, you would be right. But there is something that still has a meaning. ↗


— Albert Camus


#existentialism #meaning-of-life #nihilism #the-absurd #life

I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#customer-service #love #ridiculous #work #love

I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bench-press #fog #natural #nature #passion

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know. ↗


— Woody Allen


#sports

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. ↗


— Voltaire


#atheism #atrocities #barbarity #injustice #religion






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