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I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.
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— Jarod Kintz


#drink #drinking #entrepreneur #entrepreneurship #funny

Oh God how subtle he would have to be, how cunning... No paragraph, no phrase even of the thousands the book must contain could strike a discordant note, be less than fully imagined, an entire novel's worth of thought would have to be expended on each one. His attention had only to lapse for a moment, between preposition and object, colophon and chapter heading, for dead spots to appear like gangrene that would rot the whole. Silkworms didn't work as finely or as patiently as he must, and yet boldness was all, the large stroke, the end contained in and prophesied by the beginning, the stains of his clouds infinitely various but all signifying sunrise. Unity in diversity, all that guff. An enormous weariness flew over him. The trouble with drink, he had long known, wasn't that it started up these large things but that it belittled the awful difficulties of their execution. ("Novelty") ↗


— John Crowley


#creativity #drinking #writers #writing #imagination

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ↗


— Carrie Fisher


#drinking #like #other #person #poison

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane. ↗


— Craig Ferguson


#alcoholism #drinking #heartbreak #insane #mental-illness

At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I thought, 'I don't want to dance the spirit of champagne, I want to drink it! ↗


— Martha Graham


#paris

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#drinking

Mr. Speaker, our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking and its alarming consequences. We must bring this national public health crisis out of the shadow and into the bright light of a national priority. ↗


— Lucille Roybal-Allard


#alarming #bright #bring #complacent #consequences

Now is the time to drink! ↗


— Horace


#life #life

I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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— Jarod Kintz


#coil #danger #dangerous #drink #drinking






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