#funny

Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. ↗

— Lionel Shriver

#memory #normal #funny

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. ↗

— Frank Sinatra

#gets #i #night #through #whatever

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#cent #deserve #funny #funny stuff #jokes

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it. ↗

— Arthur Smith

#always #between #comedy #course #falls

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#always #liar #tell #thought #truth

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#acquaintances #boast #complain #kinds #need

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan.” Fan? What the hell? Dylan lifted himself up and looked over the back of his seat. Since when did covert operators have fans? ↗

— Tara Janzen

#funny #humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

If your girlfriend is pressuring you to make a life-changing decision, tell her a single vote is hardly going to make a difference. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #voting #change

Mia bows dramatically. “Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. ↗

— K.A. Tucker

#j-a-tucker #mia-trent #ten-tiny-breaths #funny

What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that... ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#humour #stupidity #funny