#funny

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#afraid #phobias #tell #us #will

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? ↗

— Robert Benchley

#coat #dry #get #into #martini

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#aisles #away #eight #ever #mix

My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience. ↗

— Matthew Bourne

#being funny #bit #company #everything #experience

The next time you have a thought... let it go. ↗

— Ron White

#go #next #next time #thought #time

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. ↗

— Jo Brand

#bore #children #death #effort #funny

I thought I was funny as a kid. ↗

— Jo Brand

#i #kid #thought

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. ↗

— Jo Brand

#been #big #big fan #fan #female

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' ↗

— Richard Branson

#funny thing #house #i #manager #me

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! ↗

— Garth Brooks

#chubby #entertainment #fun #funny #having