#funny

If it weren’t for love, poets would all be out of a job. As it is, they starve to death and write profound thoughts about that deep, deep feeling. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#humor #love #death

Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something. ↗

— Lauren Barnholdt

#love #relationships #love

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#dramatic #funny #life #same

The poet will only be recited until the death of his language. The violinist will only give recitals until the bowing of nose hairs. ↗

— Bauvard

#greatness #humor #music #noses #poetry

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#funny #harrypotter #lol #safety #weasley

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. ↗

— Libba Bray

#humor #humour #beauty

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade. ↗

— Victoria Beckham

#david #does #fade #funny #good

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#funny #funny stuff #happens #lot #stuff

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#base #funny #i #information #show

I don't mean to be funny. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#i #mean