#humor

I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor #funny

Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #moderation #funny

When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure. ↗

— Leila Josefowicz

#great #humor #i #i think #important

I cannot understand why you should wish to leave this beautiful country and go back to the dry, gray place you call Kansas." "That is because you have no brains," answered the girl. "No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home." The Scarecrow sighed. "Of course I cannot understand it," he said. "If your heads were stuffed with straw, like mine, you would probably all live in beautiful places, and then Kansas would have no people at all. It is fortunate for Kansas that you have brains. ↗

— L. Frank Baum

#kansas #oz #beauty

It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang. ↗

— Josh Lieb

#josh-lieb #humor

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it. ↗

— Kesha

#get #humor #life #sense #sense of humor

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. ↗

— Kesha

#five-year-old #humor #i #just #very

He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse! ↗

— Julie Anne Long

#humour #insults #name-calling #humor