#humorous

I don't necessarily agree with everything that I say. ↗

— Marshall McLuhan

#humor

Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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face touchage" "lame-sauce" "Sulky McSulkerton ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel. ↗

— Jill Shalvis

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Daddy, What's the horizontal tango? ↗

— Simone Elkeles

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I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either. ↗

— R.J. Anderson

#numbers #humor

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#truthful #humor

There is something called the rapture of the deep, and it refers to what happens when a deep-sea diver spends too much time at the bottom of the ocean and can't tell which way is up. When he surfaces, he's liable to have a condition called the bends, where the body can't adapt to the oxygen levels in the atmosphere. All of this happens to me when I surface from a great book. ↗

— Nora Ephron

#reading-books #humor

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies. ↗

— Sarah Rees Brennan

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I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#humorous #humor