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I turned on the television and watched a movie about a girl who’d fallen in love with both a vampire and a werewolf. I’d already seen it a million times, so my eyelids grew heavy, fairly quickly. Ten minutes later I was out cold in my bed and dreaming of Duncan, who turned into a werewolf and was trying to kill my own vampire boyfriend. Every time I tried to see the vampire’s face, however, it was a blur.


Kristen Middleton


#humorous #movie-inspirational #dreams

I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild animal seeking its freedom. I could probably outrun his one-legged friend, but Shad has something of the greyhound about him.


Janet Mullany


#freedom

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you.


Nick Shamhart


#humor #humorous #funny

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #humorous #ironic #irony #funny

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.


Carroll Bryant


#funny-but-true #humor #humorous #humorous-quotes #funny

I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!


Terry Pratchett


#humor #humorous #funny

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?


Carroll Bryant


#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous

There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.


Arthur C. Clarke


#drink #drunk #funny #humorous #funny

I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid.


Josephine Angelini


#love #lucas #humor

Scrawny little mundane bastard.


Cassandra Clare


#humor






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