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But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears', for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house". The moral of 'Snow White' is "Never eat apples". The moral of World War One is "Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.


Lemony Snicket


#morals #home

After reading the salary, I've decided that I must refuse. The reason I have to refuse a salary like that is I would be able to do what I've always wanted to do- -get a wonderful mistress, put her up in an apartment, buy her nice things.. . With the salary you have offered, I could actually do that, and I know what would happen to me. I'd worry about her, what she's doing; I'd get into arguments when I come home, and so on. All this bother would make me uncomfortable and unhappy. I wouldn't be able to do physics well, and it would be a big mess! What I've always wanted to do would be bad for me, so I've decided that I can't accept your offer.


Feynman


#life #salary #science #home

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking.


Peter James West


#inspirational #writing #writing-life #home

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#humour #humor

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.


Rowena Cherry


#fantasy #futuristic #humor #humour #rhett

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!" Chase narrowed his eyes again. "Sam?" I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.


Gemma Halliday


#humour #humor

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.


Darynda Jones


#humour #humor

Actually,I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir


Carrie Fisher


#humour #humor

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#computer-hackers #computers #funny #geek #geek-humor






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