#joke

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. ↗

— Jason Biggs

#every #heard #i #joke #original

I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. ↗

— Simon Le Bon

#age #especially #i #i think #joke

Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what. ↗

— Jackson Browne

#always #each #how #joke #jokes

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression. ↗

— Bill Bryson

#brain #expression #going #his #joke

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#any #basically #better #cater #fat

Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation. ↗

— Toba Beta

#intelligent-joke #smart-generation #intelligence

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing. ↗

— Sacha Baron Cohen

#almost #form #group #joke #kind

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#billy #brother #child #competition #cutting

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#air #answer #funny #going #i

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes. ↗

— Carson Daly

#call #figure #going #guy #i