#joke

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. ↗

— Robert Louis Stevenson

#joke #kant #must #read #share

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else. ↗

— Robert Louis Stevenson

#else #joke #kant #must #read

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#her #i #joke #martha #new

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#i #i love #joke #love #make

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#came #cloud #funny #head #joke

Working with Chaplin was very amusing and strange. His films are so funny, but working with him, I found him to be a very serious man. Whereas the films of Hitchcock are macabre, he could be a very funny man to work with, always telling jokes and holding court. Of course, when I worked with Charlie he was getting older. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#amusing #chaplin #charlie #could #course

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. ↗

— Hermann Hesse

#eternity #joke #just #long #mere

Desegregation is a joke. ↗

— Nina Simone

People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off. ↗

— Sanaa Lathan

#black #first #how #jokes #killed

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale. ↗

— Ian MacKaye