Chuck Palahniuk

After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#enemy #life #time #life

Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#joy #envy

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#sex #love

There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#love

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#hilarious #witty #funny

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#death-and-dying #humor #humorous #humorous-quotations #internet

Like the he-man movie stars who turn out to be queer . . . or the silent-film actors whose voices sound terrible recorded--the audience only wants a limited amount of honesty. [ellipses original] ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#audiences #honesty #snuff #tv #movies

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#movies #problems #reality #soap-opera #truth

And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could imagine the people, the less she liked any real people. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life #real-world #imagination

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor #equality