George Gobel

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? ↗

— George Gobel

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If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. ↗

— George Gobel

#better mousetrap #build #catch #mice #mousetrap

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. ↗

— George Gobel

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. ↗

— George Gobel

#college #early #high #high school #keep