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Johnny Carson

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We're more effective than birth control pills.


— Johnny Carson


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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.


— Johnny Carson


#arguing #bank #bank robbery #cab #four

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


— Johnny Carson


#drinking #food #gave #healthy #himself






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If human beings had little red lights in the middle of their foreheads Carson would be the greatest conversationalist on Earth. ) These comedic missteps were an indication of Carnac's true prescient abilities. The movies always had unlikely casts and even less likely titles: "Slim Pickens Patti Page Duke Wayne and Charlton Heston in another classic Western: 'Kiss My Saddle Horn'!" Carson originally played the fast-talking huckster in his own voice (as Honest Bernie Schlock or Ralph Willie) and finally settled on a nasal high-pitched smarmy drone reminiscent of Jackie Gleason's "Reginald Van Gleason III" character.

John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23 1925 – January 23 2005) was an American television host and comedian known for thirty years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Emmy Awards the Governor's Award and a 1985 Peabody Award.

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