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Milton Berle

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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?


— Milton Berle


#filled #forms #get #i #income

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.


— Milton Berle


#company #dollars #million #quarter #retiring

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.


— Milton Berle


#bread #dies #goes #into #jew

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.


— Milton Berle


#committee #group #hours #keeps #loses

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.


— Milton Berle


#after #experience #forgotten #her #name

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.


— Milton Berle


#door #knock #opportunity

Laughter is an instant vacation.


— Milton Berle


#laughter #vacation






About Milton Berle

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Did you know about Milton Berle?

In Berle's 1988 appearance when fielding phone calls Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis. One of the show's writers Rosie Shuster described the rehearsals for the Berle SNL show and the telecast as "watching a comedy train accident in slow motion on a loop. Writers included (Nat Hiken brothers Danny and Neil Simon Leo Fuld and Aaron Ruben).

As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55) he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Milton Berle (born Milton Berlinger; July 12 1908 – March 27 2002) was an American comedian and actor.

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