Terry Pratchett

The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#teatime #education

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#religion #family

She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#school #education

You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

It's not lying when you do it to officers! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#lying #superiors #humor

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #death

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humour #humor

Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life

And, as always happens, and happens far too soon, the strange and wonderful becomes a memory and a memory becomes a dream. Tomorrow it's gone. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#memory #wisdom #wonder #dreams

...it is well know that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#equality