Tim Allen

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults. ↗

— Tim Allen

#good #i #independent #only #she

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it. ↗

— Tim Allen

#father #fears #go #gotten #i

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. ↗

— Tim Allen

#about #algebra #figure #good #i

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. ↗

— Tim Allen

#been #doing #graphic #i #i love

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car. ↗

— Tim Allen

#everybody #ferrari #i #i think #like

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics. ↗

— Tim Allen

#creative #graphics #guy #i

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. ↗

— Tim Allen

#marriage #nurtures #relationship

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. ↗

— Tim Allen

#around #calm #calm down #challenging #down

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. ↗

— Tim Allen

#everything #men #own #pigs #too

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. ↗

— Tim Allen

#alive #care #lawn #maintenance #men