Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress. Rudner did not turn to comedy until Rita Rudner was 25 after observing how few female comedians there were compared to the number of female dancers. She also appeared on the Tales from the Crypt episode "Whirlpool".

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress.