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I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I'm glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it's good entertainment. If we're lucky, it'll spread through sports. And show business, too! Wouldn't you like to see a guy jump up on stage and stab some famous singer? Especially a real shitty pop singer? Maybe they'll even start stabbing comedians. Fuck it, I'm ready! I never perform without my can of mace. I have a switchblade knife, too. I'll cut your eye out and go right on telling jokes.


George Carlin


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He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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