Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

[citation needed] He also has written for Tales From the Crypt. In addition to writing for the program he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture. HarperCollins 1991.

In addition to writing for the program he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture. Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8 1952) is an Emmy Award-winning writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s.