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A. Whitney Brown

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.


— A. Whitney Brown


#humor

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


— A. Whitney Brown


#because #hate #i #i am #i love

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.


— A. Whitney Brown


#religion #money

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.


— A. Whitney Brown


#black #group #him #killed #lawyer

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.


— A. Whitney Brown


#bombs #find #high #high school #kuwait

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.


— A. Whitney Brown


#grace #humor #laughing #saving #saving grace

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.


— A. Whitney Brown


#convoluted #exist #how #i #me

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.


— A. Whitney Brown


#actually #down #happened #only #past

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.


— A. Whitney Brown


#am #forest #frustrated #i #i am






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[citation needed] He also has written for Tales From the Crypt. In addition to writing for the program he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture. HarperCollins 1991.

In addition to writing for the program he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture. Alan Whitney Brown (born July 8 1952) is an Emmy Award-winning writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s.

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