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It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!


— George Carlin


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He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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