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Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack suitcases, I like to unpack them. My wife likes to buy groceries, I like to put them away. I do. I like the handling and discovering, and the location assignments. Cans - over there. Fruit - over there. Bananas - not so fast. You go over here. When you learn not to go bad so quickly, then you can stay with the rest of your friends.


— Paul Reiser


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Reiser eventually found his calling when he performed in New York City comedy clubs during university summer breaks. Men (2002)
Purpose (2002)
The Thing About My Folks (2005)
The Aristocrats (2005)
Funny People (2009)


Television
Remington Steele (1982) Season 1 Episode 13 – "A Good Night's Steele"
My Two Dads (1987–1990)
Mad About You (1992–1999)
My Beautiful Son/Strange Relations (2001) film [3]
Atlanta (2007) film
The Paul Reiser Show (2011) 7 episodes produced; 2 aired. Reiser has also written three books: Couplehood about the ups and downs of being in a committed relationship; Babyhood about his experiences as a first-time father; and Familyhood a collection of humorous essays.

Reiser placed number 77 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time in 2004. Paul Reiser (born March 30 1957) is an American comedian actor television personality author screenwriter and musician.

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