#funny

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#good #good material #material #you

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. ↗

— Bauvard

#happiness #humor #funny

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#balanced #balanced diet #diet #food #important

You're only as good as your last haircut. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#good #haircut #last #only #you

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. ↗

— Mark Watson

#food

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ↗

— Jerry Lewis

#able #also #arms #dream #every

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#anyone #camels #distrust #drink #else

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it. ↗

— Maya Lin

#funny #live #something #through #you