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Sam laughed, a funny, self-deprecating laugh. "You did read a lot. And spent too much time just inside the kitchen window, where I couldn't see you very well." "And not enough time mostly naked in front of my bedroom window?" I teased. Sam turned bright red. "That," he said, "is so not the point of this conversation.


Maggie Stiefvater


#romance #sweet-talk #voyeurism #funny

Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth and in conjunction with your brain the way normal people's words do; they come out in chunks as if from a crushed-ice dispenser; you stumble on them as they gather behind your lower lip. So you just keep quiet.


Ned Vizzini


#suicide-note #funny

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#funny #funny

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.


C.S. Lewis


#funny

I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.


Jarod Kintz


#cages #evil #funny #illogical #innocence

I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.


Jarod Kintz


#best #funny #humor #relationships #wonder

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter," said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #funny

To Do Today, 1/17/08 1. Sit and think 2. Reach enlightenment 3. Feed the cats


Jarod Kintz


#enlightenment #funny #humor #think #to-do-list

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name


Cassandra Clare


#funny #name-calling #funny

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run. No! If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.


Moira Young


#funny #humor #moira-young #rule #funny






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