#humor

When two or three people come together in the name of Neverland then I will be there amidst them or if I am too busy or have a better offer, then I will send a proxy or you can just have the tantrum without me, whatever.” (King James Version: Gospel of St. Peter (of Pan)Verse: Blah Paragraph: Blah, blah ↗

— Daniel Prokop

#humor #leaving-neverland #peter-pan #business

During our first date, I wanted to hold your hand so bad I almost cut mine off and threw it at you to see if you would catch it ↗

— Colin Gilbert

#love #poetry #dating

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him. ↗

— Kami Garcia

#humor #mick-jagger #beauty

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny? ↗

— Casey Affleck

#funny #going #how #humor #i

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. ↗

— Tim Allen

#best #dad #example #friends #friendship

There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. ↗

— Mose Allison

#humorous #joke #jokes #mine #most

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. ↗

— Russell Baker

#fun #gaiety #humor #late #lost

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity. ↗

— Lance Bass

#humor #keep #sanity #sense #sense of humor

Gags die, humor doesn't. ↗