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Jack Benny

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Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.


— Jack Benny


#age

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.


— Jack Benny


#air #beautiful #clubs #fresh #fresh air

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.


— Jack Benny


#arthritis #award #deserve #either #i

Gags die, humor doesn't.


— Jack Benny


#die #gags

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


— Jack Benny


#case #matter #mind #over #strictly

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.


— Jack Benny


#go #how #i #i can #insurance

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.


— Jack Benny


#much #pause #speak

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


— Jack Benny


#mind #you

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.


— Jack Benny


#forty #ham #hors #into #oeuvre

Modesty is my best quality.


— Jack Benny


#modesty #quality






About Jack Benny

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Did you know about Jack Benny?

Navy during World War I and he often entertained the troops with his violin playing. Characters

Benny's comic persona changed in the course of his career. Benny's long radio career began on April 6 1932 when the NBC Commercial Program Department had him audition for the N.

Recognized as a leading American entertainer of the 20th century Benny portrayed character roles as a miser and playing the violin badly. Benny was known for comic timing and ability to create laughter with a pregnant pauses or single expression such as his signature exasperated "Well!" His radio and television programs popular from the 1930s to the 1960s were a major influence on the sitcom genre. In character he would be 39 years of age regardless of his actual age at the time.

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