#sleeping

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams? ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #sleeping #dreams

There is a certain proper and luxurious way of lying in bed. Confucius, that great artist of life, "never lay straight" in bed, "like a corpse", but always curled up on one side. I believe one of the greatest pleasures of life is to curl up one's legs in bed. The posture of the arms is also very important, in order to reach the greatest degree of aesthetic pleasure and mental power. I believe the best posture is not lying flat on the bed, but being upholstered with big soft pillows at an angle of thirty degrees with either one arm or both arms placed behind the back of one's head. ↗

— Lin Yutang

#chinese-philosopher #confucius #happiness #philosophy #philosophy-of-life

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?
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— Jarod Kintz

#asleep #blurry #cheese #drunk #intoxicated

Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice? 
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #licorice #moon #non-sequitur #preparation

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating. ↗

— Ben Affleck

#bag #basement #down #gets #hotel

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. ↗

— Gary Allan

#day #drinking #end #every #every day

I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen. ↗

— Nick Cannon

#driving #happen #i #just #la