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    David Letterman

    Read through the most famous quotes from David Letterman




    The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #i #knew #met #people #tempered

    Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #just #new #new york #rough #signals

    USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #come #every #four #make #make up

    We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

    We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #been #clinton #expense #fun #going

    Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #everywhere #found #great #land #ours

    Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. ↗


    — David Letterman

    #changed #gay #guy #hilton #his






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    Letterman and Carson

    In spite of Johnny Carson's clear intention to pass his title to Letterman NBC selected Jay Leno to host The Tonight Show after Carson's departure.

    Worldwide Pants has also produced several prime-time comedies the most successful of which was Everybody Loves Raymond currently in syndication. Letterman has been a fixture on late night television since the 1982 debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC. His company Worldwide Pants produces his show as well as its network follow-up The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

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