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Dick Gregory

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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.


— Dick Gregory


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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.


— Dick Gregory


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If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.


— Dick Gregory


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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.


— Dick Gregory


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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.


— Dick Gregory


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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.


— Dick Gregory


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Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.


— Dick Gregory


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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.


— Dick Gregory


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I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.


— Dick Gregory


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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.


— Dick Gregory


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Until then Gregory had worked mostly at small clubs with predominantly black audiences. Gregory drew on current events especially racial issues for much of his material: "Segregation is not all bad. Career
After completing military service Gregory performed as a comedian in small primarily black-patronized nightclubs while working for the United States Postal Service during the daytime.

Richard Claxton "Dick" Gregory (born October 12 1932) is an American comedian social activist social critic writer and entrepreneur. Gregory is an influential American comic who has used his performance skills to convey to both white and black audiences his political message on civil rights. His social satire helped change the way European-Americans perceived African-American comedians since he first performed in public.

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