Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#full #hate #i #meal #myself

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#could #ever #guy #heard #just

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#bored #great #i #live #none

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#always #i #much #talk #talking

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#being #ladder #popular #very

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#easy #i #kids #nice #often

Perception is created and twisted so quickly. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#perception #quickly #twisted

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#i #lied #like #lying #magic

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#being #children #feelings #having #love

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#better #comes #consistency #energy #experience