I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

(2012)


Filmography and television work


Written works
This Is a Book April 2011 ISBN 978-0446539708. The show was turned into a British television special in 2004. At the 2003 Edinburgh Festival Fringe Martin wrote and appeared in If I a Perrier Comedy Award-winning comedy one-man show.

Demetri Martin (born May 25 1973) is an American comedian actor artist musician writer and humorist. Martin is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian being a contributor on The Daily Show and for his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.