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Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.


George Carlin


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He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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