#funny

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#funny #logo #sex #funny

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ↗

— Mark Twain

#funeral #funny #humor #funny

aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #funny

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? ↗

— Stephanie Lennox

#funny #humour #husband #inspirational #love

You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#ferret #fun #funny #humor #page-

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#any #club #i #join #me

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. ↗

— Denis Leary

#funny #how #somebody #teach #you

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. ↗

— Amanda Seyfried

#always #awesome #cool #emma #funny

Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#death #dying #funny #humor #love

I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #age