#funny

I don't just try to be funny. ↗

— Bil Keane

#i #just #try

I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away. “I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.” At that he smiled. “How would you know what feet taste like?” “I just know.” -Luke and Clary, pg.209- ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#coffee #food-critics #funny #luke #food

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. ↗

— Regina King

#funny #get #get married #husband #i

Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#delicious #funny #humor #food

I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway. ↗

— Don Knotts

#enough #funny #i #just #think

Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!' 'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!' 'QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?! ↗

— Jeff Smith

#humour #quiche #stupid-stupid-rat-creatures #food

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' ↗

— Anna Torv

#funny #i #i do #jokes #joking

All generalizations are false, including this one. ↗

— Mark Twain

#false #generalizations #including

I think serial monogamy says it all. ↗

— Tracey Ullman

#i #i think #monogamy #says #serial

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't. ↗

— Don Van Vliet

#because #big #big fan #england #fan