#funny

Ignorance: that blind faculty equally ready to believe and fear the same thing when augmented by knowledge. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #ignorance #knowledge #equality

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. ↗

— Jimi Hendrix

#funny #how #life #love #made

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. ↗

— Jimi Hendrix

#funny #life #love #made #most

Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. ↗

— Beth Henley

#both #funny #good #good things #horrible

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#law #funny

Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. ↗

— Alice Hoffman

#funny

How much detention did you get? "Two weeks. One per arsehole. ↗

— Stephanie Perkins

#funny

My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday? ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#funny #funny

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#always #enjoyed #funny #get #i

If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. ↗

— Tom Hiddleston

#always #best #comedy #down #funny