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Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence. ↗


— Criss Jami


#beliefs #best-friends #brain #daily #daily-life

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. ↗


— Logan P. Smith


#i #life #people #people say #prefer

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. ↗


— Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #humor #life #funny

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. ↗


— Russell Brand


#funny #life #youth #funny

She was sad and lost and alone in the dark," Cecil said. "She needed somebody to hold her." "And you think she's going to get tired of that?" "You did," Cecil said. "You shut me right out." "It was your decision, not mine," Dave said. "You are the dearest thing in life to me. You're bright and funny and gentle and decent and full of life. And I will never get tired of you, and neither will Chrissie. It's not up to her anyway. You're the adult. Tell her the truth -- that it was an act of kindness that got out of hand." "I can't hurt her like that," Cecil said. "It will hurt more the longer you let it go on. ↗


— Joseph Hansen


#lgbt #mystery #funny

It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you know you haven't got it yet, because somewhere out there, there's that perfect thing -- the unexpected ending that was always going to happen. That place you've always been heading for, but never expected to go. ↗


— Steven Moffat


#funny

I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail. . . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .” He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . . ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#gilderoy #harry-potter #humor #lockehart #rowling

He shrugged. “I have a stomach thing. Don’t get close.” “Well, now you’ve spoiled everything,” I said casually, working hard to fake it. “I was planning to seduce you in the broom closet.” I pointed. “Right there.” A joyless smile appeared on Jamie’s lips. “We are far too screwed-up for a goddamned love triangle.” That’s my Jamie. ↗


— Michelle Hodkin


#funny #funny

I have a friend who got into a car accident and now has a prosthetic metal leg, metal pins in his hips, and a metal plate in his head. One time I told him that he was like a human Swiss Army knife, to which he replied, “I’m Belgian. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#car-accident #funny #humor #random #swiss

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #i-can-t #jkahsalolololololol #funny






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