#funny

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny. ↗

— Chloe Sevigny

#anything #basically #child #day #dress

I like children - fried. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#children #fried #i #like

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. ↗

— Martin Short

#family #funny #i #i think #siblings

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny. ↗

— Martin Short

#cool #david #david lynch #dinners #face

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#even #funny #harsh #i #i think

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#been #crazy #deep #everything #funny

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart. ↗

— Howard Simons

#calls #funny #get #just #much

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things. ↗

— Todd Solondz

#comfortable #coming #feel #funny #funny thing

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. ↗

— Thomas Sowell

#considerable #extent #ignorance #just #knowledge

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#cure #seasickness #sit #sure #tree