#joke

I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now. ↗

— Jeb Bradley

#dollar #everybody #had #hey #i

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much. ↗

— Jo Brand

#been #bit #doing #extreme #frightening

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. ↗

— Adam Brody

#cheap #i #i do #jokes #say

A rich man's joke is always funny. ↗

— Thomas Edward Brown

#funny #joke #man #rich

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents! ↗

— Dick Bruna

#child #i #jokes #make #parent

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#i love #joke #jokes #just #listen

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. ↗

— Adrian Edmondson

#fun #i #jokes #laugh #most

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ↗

— Drew Carey

#care #i #jokes #kid

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#could #i #joke #other #people

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke. ↗

— Willa Cather

#ghastly #god #hands #i #i think